Everyone says it’ll get your smile
But I’m the only one that knows
You never loved me, baby
Not a single solitary time
Not a single solitary time
And everyone says it’ll get your temper
Everyone says it’ll get your eyes
‘Cause I’m the only one who knows
Where you were sleeping, baby
And I really wouldn’t be surprised
Everybody tells me that I’m crazy
Saying I’m too young to have a baby
But maybe the joke’s on you this time
Yeah, maybe the joke’s on you this time
Everyone will say that I’m a liar
And every day the swallowing gets tighter
But keeping this a secret has been murder
And I’d like to get on with my life
I’d like to get on with my life
Everyone says it’ll laugh like you
Everyone says it’ll have your smile
But I don’t even know if you’re the father
But there isn’t any way it’s mine
