You ask me what I wouldn’t do
For the sight of my name
As it fills every frame
Yes, I want to be more than a flash
I ask you, what lies should I tell
I tell you I’m willing to learn
So enroll me in school
In your kidney-shaped pool
In a two-piece I make Quite a splash
‘Cause I wanna be a smash
Yes, I wanna be a hit and run
Till I’ve won every heart
Be a queen to each king Or mechanic
Plus you, Mr. Zanuck
But first, mister
You have to give me the part
I know all the tricks of the trade
I’ve even invented a few
Now your interest is mounting
And soon we’ll be counting
The lights and the nights
And the cash
‘Cause I’m gonna be a Smash!
Yes, I’m gonna be a smash
Won’t you help me be a…
Smash!
