Don’t you love Christmas
I know I do
Hey everybody
Hanging out just for this Christmas.
Time hanging out for Christmas
Oh yeah
I love my grandma
She is very awesome
Wait, grandma, No, get off
Oh no, Grandma
Grandma just got hit by a reindeer, oh no
She appears in a coma, Grandmaaaa
Won’t you wake up up, Grandma
Grandma won’t be here for Christmas
Then, I don’t know if she’s gonna be back
She has a huge blashration on her face
I still love Christmas though
Because I don’t get any crap
I get a bunch of expensive presents
So fuck my grandma
All she gets me is socks
So I don’t really care
About her
She smells funny too
And I love Christmas
Because I put rocks in snowballs
And kill people with them
Bye everyone
Have a Merry Christmas
Grandma
I hope you come out of the coma sometime
I love boobs
